YOU SAID:

"My name is Fries, I'm 17, and I'm an apathetic, lazy cynic from Colorado. I'm... a pretty good bassist I think, I don't really hang out with anyone other than... my only friend... oh this is pointless I don't have anything interesting to say."

INTO JAPANESE

「私の名前はフライズ、17歳、コロラド出身の無関心で怠け者の皮肉屋です。私は...かなり上手なベーシストだと思いますが、唯一の友達以外には誰ともあまり付き合っていません...ああ、これは無意味です。何も面白いことを言うことはありません。」

BACK INTO ENGLISH

"My name is Fries, I'm 17, an uninterested, lazy cynic from Colorado. I'm... a pretty good bass player I think, but I don't really hang out with anyone other than one friend... oh this is pointless. I have nothing interesting to say."

INTO JAPANESE

「私の名前はフライス、17歳、コロラド出身の無関心で怠惰な皮肉屋です。私は...かなり上手なベース奏者だと思いますが、一人の友人以外とはあまり付き合いません...ああ、これは無意味です。私には言うべき面白いことがありません。」

BACK INTO ENGLISH

"My name is Fleiss, I'm 17, an apathetic, lazy cynic from Colorado. I'm... a pretty good bass player I think, but I don't hang out much with anyone outside of one friend... oh this is pointless. I have nothing interesting to say."

INTO JAPANESE

「私の名前はフライス、17歳、コロラド出身の無関心で怠惰な皮肉屋です。私は…かなり上手なベース奏者だと思いますが、一人の友達以外とはあまり付き合いません…ああ、これは無意味です。私には何も面白い話がありません。」

BACK INTO ENGLISH

"My name is Fleiss, I'm 17, an apathetic, lazy cynic from Colorado. I'm... a pretty good bass player I think, but I don't hang out much outside of one friend... oh this is pointless. I have no interesting stories."

INTO JAPANESE

「私の名前はフライス、17歳、コロラド出身の無関心で怠惰な皮肉屋です。私は…かなり上手なベース奏者だと思いますが、一人の友達以外とはあまり付き合いません…ああ、これは無意味です。私には面白い話がありません。」

BACK INTO ENGLISH

"My name is Fleiss, I'm 17, an apathetic, lazy cynic from Colorado. I'm... I think I'm a pretty good bass player, but I don't hang out much outside of one friend... Ah, this is pointless. I have no interesting stories."

INTO JAPANESE

「私の名前はフライス、17歳、コロラド出身の無関心で怠惰な皮肉屋です。私は…かなり上手なベース奏者だと思いますが、一人の友達以外とはあまり付き合いません…ああ、これは無意味です。私には面白い話がありません。」

BACK INTO ENGLISH

"My name is Fleiss, I'm 17, an apathetic, lazy cynic from Colorado. I'm... I think I'm a pretty good bass player, but I don't hang out much outside of one friend... Ah, this is pointless. I have no interesting stories."