YOU SAID:
My name is Colin Savage, and I have crippling depression.
INTO JAPANESE
私の名前はコリンの野蛮人と私は壊滅的なうつ病を持っています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My name is Colin savage and I have a devastating depression.
INTO JAPANESE
私の名前は野蛮なコリンと私は壊滅的なうつ病を持っています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My name is Colin savage and I have a devastating depression.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.