YOU SAID:

my name is cats and but the thing is that moped goes only fifty five mile per second hour which is faster than you're mom. i have severe aids this one time i had a day where i saw a big cat and it was deadly

INTO JAPANESE

私の名前は猫ですが、原付は毎秒55マイルしか移動しないため、お母さんよりも速くなります。大きな猫を見た日、それは致命的だった。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

My name is cat, but the moped travels only 55 miles per second, so it's faster than my mom. The day I saw the big cat, it was deadly.

INTO JAPANESE

私の名前は猫ですが、原付は毎秒55マイルしか移動しないので、母よりも速いです。私が大きな猫を見た日、それは致命的でした。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

My name is cat, but the moped travels only 55 miles per second, so it's faster than my mother. The day I saw a big cat, it was deadly.

INTO JAPANESE

私の名前は猫ですが、原付は毎秒55マイルしか移動しないので、母よりも速いです。大きな猫を見た日は致命的でした。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

My name is cat, but the moped travels only 55 miles per second, so it's faster than my mother. The day I saw a big cat was deadly.

INTO JAPANESE

私の名前は猫ですが、原付は毎秒55マイルしか移動しないので、母よりも速いです。大きな猫を見た日は致命的でした。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

My name is cat, but the moped travels only 55 miles per second, so it's faster than my mother. The day I saw a big cat was deadly.