YOU SAID:
My name is Bob.I have erectile disfuction.Im 69 years old.I cant get it up, my wife hates me
INTO JAPANESE
私の名前はボブです。私は勃起不全を患っています.69歳です。私はそれを得ることはできません、私の妻は私を憎む
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My name is Bob. I have an erectile dysfunction, I am 69 years old. I can not get it, my wife hates me
INTO JAPANESE
私の名前はボブです。私には勃起不全があり、私は69歳です。私はそれを得ることができない、私の妻は私を嫌う
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My name is Bob. I have an erectile dysfunction, I am 69 years old. I can not get it, my wife hates me
That didn't even make that much sense in English.