YOU SAID:

my name is bob and i like eating cats and children and porridge pots and plant pots lets see what it came up with aren't we gonna translate it?

INTO JAPANESE

私の名前はボブで、猫と子供を食べるのが好きで、おridgeと植木鉢はそれが何であるかを見てみましょう翻訳しませんか？

BACK INTO ENGLISH

My name is Bob, I like to eat cats and kids, let's translate ridge and flowerpot let's see what it is?

INTO JAPANESE

ボブです。猫と子供を食べるのが好きです。尾根と植木鉢を翻訳してみましょう。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Bob. I like to eat cats and kids. Try translating ridges and flowerpots.

INTO JAPANESE

ボブ。私は猫と子供を食べるのが好きです。尾根と植木鉢を翻訳してみてください。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Bob. I like to eat cats and kids. Try translating ridges and flowerpots.