YOU SAID:
My name is Abed and my age doesn't matter to the audience, they only want to see my meta-ness
INTO JAPANESE
私の名前はアベドで、私の年齢は観客には関係ありません、彼らは私のメタネスを見たいだけです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My name is Abed, my age doesn't matter to the audience, they just want to see my metaness
INTO JAPANESE
私の名前はアベド、私の年齢は観客には関係なく、彼らは私のメタネスを見たいだけです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My name is Abed, my age is not in the audience, they just want to see my metaness
INTO JAPANESE
私の名前はアベド、私の年齢は聴衆の中にない、彼らはちょうど私のメタネスを見たい
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My name is Abed, my age is not in the audience, they just want to see my metanes
INTO JAPANESE
私の名前はアベド、私の年齢は聴衆ではない、彼らはちょうど私のメタネを見たい
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My name is Abed, my age is not the audience, they just want to see my metane
INTO JAPANESE
私の名前はアベド、私の年齢は聴衆ではない、彼らはちょうど私のメタネを見たい
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My name is Abed, my age is not the audience, they just want to see my metane
That didn't even make that much sense in English.