YOU SAID:

My name is a cat fan, I am not rested for 69 crimes, please do not call any police on me, this is a joke. Can I please just have one sandwich of the past, I want to take a sandwich off some more that I want to eat it.

INTO JAPANESE

私の名前は猫ファンです。69件の犯罪で休んでいません。警察を呼ばないでください。これは冗談です。過去のサンドイッチを1つだけお願いします。もう少しサンドイッチを外して食べたいです。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

My name is a cat fan and I am not absent from 69 crimes. Do not call the police. This is a joke. Please give me only one past sandwich. I'd like to take off my sandwich a little more and eat it.

INTO JAPANESE

私の名前は猫ファンで、69件の犯罪に参加していません。警察を呼ぶな。これは冗談だ。過去のサンドイッチを一つだけお願いします。もう少しサンドイッチを外して食べたい。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

My name is a cat fan and I have not participated in 69 crimes. Don't call the police. This is a joke. Can I have just one past sandwich, please? I'd like to take off the sandwich a little more and eat it.

INTO JAPANESE

私の名前は猫ファンで、69件の犯罪に参加していません。警察を呼ぶなこれは冗談だ。過去のサンドイッチをお願いします。もう少しサンドイッチを外して食べたい。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

My name is a cat fan and I have not participated in 69 crimes. Don't call the police. This is a joke. May I have a past sandwich, please? I'd like to take off the sandwich a little more and eat it.

INTO JAPANESE

私の名前は猫ファンで、69件の犯罪に参加していません。警察を呼ぶなこれは冗談だ。過去のサンドイッチをお願いします。もう少しサンドイッチを外して食べたい。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

My name is a cat fan and I have not participated in 69 crimes. Don't call the police. This is a joke. May I have a past sandwich, please? I'd like to take off the sandwich a little more and eat it.