YOU SAID:
My name is a cat fan, I am not rested for 69 crimes, please do not call any police on me, this is a joke.
INTO JAPANESE
私の名前は猫ファンです。69件の犯罪で休んでいません。警察を呼ばないでください。これは冗談です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My name is a cat fan and I am not absent from 69 crimes. Do not call the police. This is a joke.
INTO JAPANESE
私の名前は猫ファンで、69件の犯罪に参加していません。警察を呼ぶな。これは冗談だ。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My name is a cat fan and I have not participated in 69 crimes. Don't call the police. This is a joke.
INTO JAPANESE
私の名前は猫ファンで、69件の犯罪に参加していません。警察を呼ぶなこれは冗談だ。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My name is a cat fan and I have not participated in 69 crimes. Don't call the police. This is a joke.
You've done this before, haven't you.