YOU SAID:
my mustache looks like a fetus. Please help.
INTO JAPANESE
私の口ひげは胎児のように見えます。助けてください。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My mustache looks like a fetus. Help me.
INTO JAPANESE
私の口ひげは胎児のように見えます。助けてください。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My mustache looks like a fetus. Help me.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.