YOU SAID:

my mum told me to go and get a life so i brought myself a wife then i went home with my kidnapped wife my mum was super duper proud of me so now my wife is pregnant or knocked up with my twin boys i hope one of them has ginger hair

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母は私に妻を連れて行って命を取りなさいと言ったので、誘broughtされた妻と一緒に家に帰りました母は私を誇りに思っていました生ingerの髪をしています

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My mother told me to take my wife and take my life, so I went home with my brought wife, and my mother was proud of me with raw inger hair

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母は妻を連れて命を取りなさいと言ったので、連れてきた妻と一緒に家に帰り、母は生の髪の毛で私を誇りに思っていました

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My mother told me to take my wife and take my life, so I went home with my wife, and my mother was proud of me with her raw hair

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母は妻を連れて命を取りなさいと私に言ったので、妻と一緒に家に帰りました。

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My mother told me to take my wife and take my life, so I went home with my wife.

INTO JAPANESE

母は妻を連れて命を取りなさいと言ったので、妻と一緒に家に帰りました。

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My mother told me to take my wife and take my life, so I went home with my wife.