YOU SAID:
My mum slapped a cow while I was being chase by a mountain goat. We lived near a forest that is filled with monkeys. They scream until our ears exploded. It was bad. Oh, also, we give people free hay for donating hair.
INTO JAPANESE
私が山のヤギに追われている間、母は牛を平手打ちしました。私たちはサルで満たされた森の近くに住んでいました。彼らは私たちの耳が爆発するまで叫ぶ。それは悪かった。ああ、また、私たちは人々に髪を寄付するための無料の干し草を与えます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My mother slapped the cow while I was chased by a goat in the mountains. We lived near a forest filled with monkeys. They scream until our ears explode. That was bad. Oh, and also we give people free hay to donate their hair.
INTO JAPANESE
私が山でヤギに追われながら、母は牛を平手打ちしました。私たちは猿でいっぱいの森の近くに住んでいました。彼らは私たちの耳が爆発するまで叫びます。それは悪かった。ああ、また、私たちは人々に彼らの髪を寄付するために無料の干し草を与えます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My mother slapped the cow as I was chased by goats in the mountains. We lived near a forest full of monkeys. They scream until our ears explode. That was bad. Oh, and also we give people free hay to donate their hair.
INTO JAPANESE
私が山中でヤギに追われて母が牛を平手打ちした。私たちは猿でいっぱいの森の近くに住んでいました。彼らは私たちの耳が爆発するまで叫びます。それは悪かった。ああ、また、私たちは人々に彼らの髪を寄付するために無料の干し草を与えます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My mother slapped the cow as I was chased by a goat in the mountains. We lived near a forest full of monkeys. They scream until our ears explode. That was bad. Oh, and also we give people free hay to donate their hair.
INTO JAPANESE
私が山中でヤギに追われて母が牛を平手打ちした。私たちは猿でいっぱいの森の近くに住んでいました。彼らは私たちの耳が爆発するまで叫びます。それは悪かった。ああ、また、私たちは人々に彼らの髪を寄付するために無料の干し草を与えます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My mother slapped the cow as I was chased by a goat in the mountains. We lived near a forest full of monkeys. They scream until our ears explode. That was bad. Oh, and also we give people free hay to donate their hair.
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