YOU SAID:
MY MOTHER SPITS INTO JAX'S EAR WHILE POOPING A CAT
INTO JAPANESE
猫を飼っている間、母がJAXの耳に入る
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Mother gets into JAX's ear while keeping cat
INTO JAPANESE
猫を飼いながら母親がJAXの耳に入る
it is unlikely that this phrase will ever reach equilibrium