YOU SAID:

my mother just ate egg salad and then she got destroyed in a 1 vs 1 battle by a racoon eating cheese who is sharting on a trash can then my mother licked my paper plate then a vase.

INTO JAPANESE

母はちょうど卵サラダを食べたところ、1 対 1 の戦いで、チーズを食べているアライグマがゴミ箱でシャーティングをしていて、母は私の紙皿をなめ、次に花瓶をなめました。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

My mother had just eaten an egg salad and in a one-on-one fight, a cheese-eating raccoon was shirking in a trash can, she licked my paper plate and then a vase.

INTO JAPANESE

母は卵サラダを食べたばかりで、1 対 1 の戦いで、チーズを食べるアライグマがゴミ箱に逃げていました。母は私の紙皿をなめ、次に花瓶をなめました。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

My mother had just eaten an egg salad, and in a one-on-one fight, a cheese-eating raccoon was escaping into the trash. My mother licked my paper plate and then the vase.

INTO JAPANESE

母は卵サラダを食べたばかりで、1 対 1 の戦いで、チーズを食べるアライグマがゴミ箱に逃げていました。母は私の紙皿をなめ、次に花瓶をなめました。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

My mother had just eaten an egg salad, and in a one-on-one fight, a cheese-eating raccoon was escaping into the trash. My mother licked my paper plate and then the vase.