YOU SAID:

My mommas a big ol gusundheit loser eh? I can't see two (or is it 2?) feet in fronta me, eh?

INTO JAPANESE

私のお母さんは大した大敗者ですよね？目の前に2フィート（または2フィート？） 見えませんよね？

BACK INTO ENGLISH

My mom is a big loser, right? You can't see two feet (or two feet?) in front of you, can you?

INTO JAPANESE

私のお母さんは大敗者ですよね？ 2フィート（または2フィート？）先が見えませんよね？

BACK INTO ENGLISH

My mom is a big loser, right? You can't see two feet (or two feet?) ahead, can you?

INTO JAPANESE

私の母は大敗者ですよね？ 2 フィート (または 2 フィート?) 先が見えませんね。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

My mother is a big loser, right? You can't see two feet (or two feet?) ahead.

INTO JAPANESE

私の母は大敗者ですよね？ 2 フィート (または 2 フィート?) 先が見えません。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

My mother is a big loser, right? You can't see two feet (or two feet?) ahead.