YOU SAID:

My mom smokes weed and speaks absolute gibberish!

INTO JAPANESE

私の母は、雑草を吸うし、ちんぷんかんぷんで絶対に話す!

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My mother is smoke weed, and mumbo jumbo I never speak in gibberish!

INTO JAPANESE

私の母親は煙草です。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

My mother is a cigarette.

INTO JAPANESE

私の母は...

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- My mother...

INTO JAPANESE

私の母は...

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- My mother...