YOU SAID:
my mom said cats are better than me i cried then i got hit with a sandal
INTO JAPANESE
私のお母さんは猫が私が泣いて私よりも優れていると言った私はサンダルに見舞われた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My mom told me that cats are better than me when I cry I was hit by sandals
INTO JAPANESE
私の母は私がサンダルに見舞われた私が泣くとき猫は私よりも優れていると私に言った
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My mother told me that I was hit by sandals and cats were better than me when I cried
INTO JAPANESE
母は私がサンダルに見舞われたと私に言った、そして私が泣いたとき猫は私よりよかった
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Mother told me that I was hit by sandals, and the cat was better than me when I cried
INTO JAPANESE
母は私がサンダルに見舞われたと私に言った、そして私が泣いたとき猫は私よりよかった
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Mother told me that I was hit by sandals, and the cat was better than me when I cried
That didn't even make that much sense in English.