YOU SAID:
My mom might have done crack while she was pregnant with me, but at least I don't have any fidget spinners.
INTO JAPANESE
母は、彼女は、私を妊娠していたが、少なくとも任意の気をもむスピナーを必要はありません亀裂を行っている可能性があります。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Do not fidget, but she was pregnant with my mother at least a spinner may be doing crack.
Well done, yes, well done!