YOU SAID:
my mom likes, me eating my shorts
INTO JAPANESE
私のお母さんは好きです、私は私のショートパンツを食べる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My mom likes, I eat my shorts
INTO JAPANESE
私のお母さんは好きです、私は私のショートパンツを食べます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My mom likes, I eat my shorts
Come on, you can do better than that.