YOU SAID:
my mom has buttered toes in her mini red vintage fridge and my dad has a very shiny, reflective bald head
INTO JAPANESE
私の母はミニの赤いビンテージ冷蔵庫でつま先にバターを塗っています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My mom butters her toes in a mini red vintage refrigerator.
INTO JAPANESE
私の母はミニの赤いビンテージ冷蔵庫でつま先をバターで塗っています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My mom butters her toes in a mini red vintage refrigerator.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.