YOU SAID:
my mom could not tend to my injuries because when the bridge caught on fire there was my dad who came home with nachos and said that i have blonde hair like a black horse
INTO JAPANESE
橋が燃えたとき、お父さんがナチョスで家に帰って、黒い馬のようなブロンドの髪を持っていると言ったので、私の母は私の怪我をすることができませんでした
BACK INTO ENGLISH
When the bridge burned, my mother was unable to injure my dad because her dad went home with nachos and said she has blonde hair like a black horse
INTO JAPANESE
橋が燃えたとき、父はナチョスと一緒に家に帰り、黒い馬のようなブロンドの髪をしていると言ったので、母は父を傷つけることができませんでした
BACK INTO ENGLISH
When the bridge burned, my father could go home with Nachos and said that he had blond hair like a black horse, so his mother couldn't hurt him
INTO JAPANESE
橋が燃えたとき、父はナチョスと一緒に家に帰り、黒い馬のようなブロンドの髪を持っていると言ったので、母親は彼を傷つけることはできませんでした
BACK INTO ENGLISH
When the bridge burned, the father went home with Nachos and said that he had blonde hair like a black horse, so his mother could not hurt him
INTO JAPANESE
橋が燃えたとき、父親はナチョスと一緒に家に帰り、黒い馬のようなブロンドの髪を持っていると言ったので、母親は彼を傷つけることはできませんでした
BACK INTO ENGLISH
When the bridge burned, his father could go home with Nachos and said that he had blond hair like a black horse, so his mother could not hurt him
INTO JAPANESE
橋が燃えたとき、父親はナチョスと一緒に家に帰ることができ、彼は黒い馬のようなブロンドの髪を持っていたので、母親は彼を傷つけることはできなかった
BACK INTO ENGLISH
When the bridge burned, the father could go home with Nachos, and he had blonde hair like a black horse, so the mother could not hurt him
INTO JAPANESE
橋が燃えたとき、父親はナチョスと一緒に家に帰ることができ、彼は黒い馬のようなブロンドの髪を持っていたので、母親は彼を傷つけることはできませんでした
BACK INTO ENGLISH
When the bridge burned, his father could go home with Nachos and his mother couldn't hurt him because he had blond hair like a black horse
INTO JAPANESE
橋が燃えたとき、父親はナチョスと一緒に家に帰ることができ、母親は黒い馬のようなブロンドの髪を持っていたため、彼を傷つけることはできませんでした
BACK INTO ENGLISH
When the bridge burned, his father could go home with Nachos, and his mother had blonde hair like a black horse, so he couldn't hurt him
INTO JAPANESE
橋が燃えたとき、父親はナチョスと一緒に家に帰ることができ、母親は黒い馬のようなブロンドの髪をしていたので、彼を傷つけることはできませんでした
BACK INTO ENGLISH
When the bridge burned, his father could go home with Nachos and his mother had blonde hair like a black horse, so he couldn't hurt him
INTO JAPANESE
橋が燃えたとき、父親はナチョスと一緒に家に帰ることができ、母親は黒い馬のようなブロンドの髪をしていたので、彼を傷つけることはできませんでした
BACK INTO ENGLISH
When the bridge burned, his father could go home with Nachos and his mother had blonde hair like a black horse, so he couldn't hurt him
That didn't even make that much sense in English.