YOU SAID:
My mom ate an ant and threw it up and then kissed it.
INTO JAPANESE
私のお母さんは蟻を食べて投げつけてキスした。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My mother ate the ants and threw them and kissed them.
INTO JAPANESE
私の母はアリを食べて投げつけてキスした。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My mother ate the ants and threw them and kissed them.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.