YOU SAID:
My mom’s an awesome author and my dad is a teeny weeny itty bitty bit of a dunce
INTO JAPANESE
お母さんはすごい作家で、お父さんはちょっぴりちっちゃい
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My mom is a great writer and my dad is a little tiny
INTO JAPANESE
私の母は偉大な作家であり、父は少し小さい
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My mother is a great writer and my father is a little small
INTO JAPANESE
母は偉大な作家であり、父は少し小さい
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Mother is a great writer, father is a little small
INTO JAPANESE
母は偉大な作家であり、父は少し小さい
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Mother is a great writer, father is a little small
That didn't even make that much sense in English.