YOU SAID:
my mistresses eyes are nothing like the sun
INTO JAPANESE
私の愛人の目は太陽のようなものではありません
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My mistress's eyes are not like the sun
INTO JAPANESE
愛人の目は太陽のようではない
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Mistress's eyes are not like the sun
INTO JAPANESE
愛人の目は太陽のようではない
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Mistress's eyes are not like the sun
That didn't even make that much sense in English.