YOU SAID:
my mercury what a mad mother matthew
INTO JAPANESE
私の水銀なんて狂った母マシュー
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My mercury is a crazy mother Matthew
INTO JAPANESE
私の水銀は狂った母マシューです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My mercury is crazy mother Matthew
INTO JAPANESE
私の水銀は狂った母マシューです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My mercury is crazy mother Matthew
That didn't even make that much sense in English.