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My lover needs watermelons to keep her eyes moist so we can bang on the sunroof and trip out on dope

INTO JAPANESE

私の恋人は目を潤ませるためにスイカが必要だ、そうすればサンルーフを叩いて麻薬につまずくことができるから

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My lover needs a watermelon to water his eyes so he can hit the sunroof and trip over drugs

INTO JAPANESE

私の恋人はサンルーフにぶつかって麻薬につまずく可能性があるので、目を潤ませるためにスイカが必要です

BACK INTO ENGLISH

My lover could run into the sunroof and trip over drugs, so he needs a watermelon to water his eyes

INTO JAPANESE

私の恋人はサンルーフにぶつかって麻薬につまずく可能性があるので、目を潤ませるためにスイカが必要です

BACK INTO ENGLISH

My lover could run into the sunroof and trip over drugs, so he needs a watermelon to water his eyes