YOU SAID:
My long hard thing called a stick
INTO JAPANESE
私の長いハードという棒
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My long hard stick
INTO JAPANESE
私の長いハード棒
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My long hard rod
INTO JAPANESE
私の長いハードのロッド
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My long hard rod
That didn't even make that much sense in English.