YOU SAID:
my lips went in an askew when i chewed bubblegum the day before yesterday
INTO JAPANESE
一昨日風船ガムを噛んだとき、唇が斜めになりました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
When I chewed bubble gum the day before yesterday, my lips became slanted
INTO JAPANESE
一昨日風船ガムを噛んだとき、唇が斜めになりました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
When I chewed bubble gum the day before yesterday, my lips became slanted
That didn't even make that much sense in English.