YOU SAID:
My lifes a mess cause under that dress shes got a p e n i s yes
INTO JAPANESE
私の人生はそのドレスの下で混乱の原因になります彼女はアペニスを手に入れましたはい
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My life causes confusion under that dress She got an apenis Yes
INTO JAPANESE
私の人生はそのドレスの下で混乱を引き起こします彼女はアペニスを手に入れましたはい
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My life causes confusion under that dress She got an apenis Yes
That didn't even make that much sense in English.