YOU SAID:
My life would be incomplete without calamari.
INTO JAPANESE
私の人生はイカなしで完全になります。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My life is squid without would be complete.
INTO JAPANESE
私の人生はせずイカは完全であります。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My life without the squid is complete.
INTO JAPANESE
イカせず人生は完了です。
Come on, you can do better than that.