YOU SAID:
My life is not a trainwreck.
INTO JAPANESE
私の人生は鉄道事故ではありません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My life is not a railroad accident.
INTO JAPANESE
私の人生は鉄道事故ではありません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My life is not a railroad accident.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.