YOU SAID:
my life is a pitiful mess that i would like to end at the nearest convenient time
INTO JAPANESE
私の人生は、最も都合の良い時間に終わりたいと思う不幸な混乱である
BACK INTO ENGLISH
my life is an unfortunate confusion that wants to end at the most convenient time
INTO JAPANESE
私の人生は、最も都合の良い時に終わりたいという不幸な混乱である
BACK INTO ENGLISH
my life is an unfortunate confusion to end at the most convenient time
INTO JAPANESE
私の人生は、最も都合の良い時に終わる不幸な混乱である
BACK INTO ENGLISH
my life is an unfortunate confusion that ends at the most convenient time
INTO JAPANESE
私の人生は、最も都合の良い時に終わる不幸な混乱である
BACK INTO ENGLISH
my life is an unfortunate confusion that ends at the most convenient time
That didn't even make that much sense in English.