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my lasts braincells are the size of dog peas. Because my brain bursed into pies

INTO JAPANESE

私の最後の脳細胞は犬のエンドウ豆の大きさです。私の脳はパイに埋もれたので

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My last brain cell is the size of a dog pea. My brain was buried in a pie.

INTO JAPANESE

私の最後の脳細胞は犬のエンドウ豆の大きさです。私の脳はパイに埋もれていた。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

My last brain cell is the size of a dog pea. My brain was buried in a pie.