YOU SAID:

My kneecaps have turned on me, and now I crawl for dear life.

INTO JAPANESE

私の膝蓋帽子は私をオンにし、今、私は愛する人生のために這います。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

My patella hat turned me on and now I crawl for the life I love.

INTO JAPANESE

私の膝蓋骨の帽子は私をオンにし、今、私は私が愛する人生のために這います。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

My patella hat turned me on and now I crawl for the life I love.