YOU SAID:
My kneecap was getting cold so I sneezed
INTO JAPANESE
くしゃみに私のひざのお皿が冷えだった
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Sneeze into my kneecap was cold
INTO JAPANESE
私の膝頭にくしゃみが寒かった
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My kneecap cold sneezing
INTO JAPANESE
私のひざのお皿の風邪のくしゃみ
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Sneeze on my kneecap cold
INTO JAPANESE
私のひざのお皿の風邪のくしゃみ
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Sneeze on my kneecap cold
You've done this before, haven't you.