YOU SAID:
My keyboard sneezed on my arteries
INTO JAPANESE
私のキーボードは私の動脈にくしゃみ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My keyboard is sneezing my arteries
INTO JAPANESE
私のキーボードは私の動脈をくしゃみ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My keyboard is sneezing my arteries
Well done, yes, well done!