YOU SAID:
My iron ironically irons ironic iron irons
INTO JAPANESE
私のアイロンは皮肉なことにアイロンをかけます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
my iron irons ironically
INTO JAPANESE
私の鉄は皮肉なことにアイロンをかける
BACK INTO ENGLISH
my iron irons ironically
That didn't even make that much sense in English.