YOU SAID:
my illegal father bought me an illegitimate birthday gift for a 1/3 birthday
INTO JAPANESE
私の違法な父親は私に1/3の誕生日に違法な誕生日プレゼントを買ってくれました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My illegal father bought me an illegal birthday present on my 1/3 birthday
INTO JAPANESE
私の1/3の誕生日に違法な父親が私に違法な誕生日プレゼントを買ってくれました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My illegal father bought me an illegal birthday present on my 1/3 birthday
Come on, you can do better than that.