YOU SAID:
my house eats cats on sundays so back off dogs
INTO JAPANESE
私の家は日曜日に猫を食べるので、犬から離れて
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My house eats cats on Sundays, so stay away from dogs
INTO JAPANESE
私の家は日曜日に猫を食べるので、犬には近づかない
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My house eats cats on Sundays so stay away from dogs
INTO JAPANESE
私の家は日曜日に猫を食べるので犬から離れて
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Stay away from dogs because my house eats cats on Sunday
INTO JAPANESE
私の家は日曜日に猫を食べるので、犬に近づかない
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My house eats cats on Sundays so stay away from dogs
INTO JAPANESE
私の家は日曜日に猫を食べるので犬から離れて
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Stay away from dogs because my house eats cats on Sunday
INTO JAPANESE
私の家は日曜日に猫を食べるので、犬に近づかない
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