YOU SAID:
My horrible mother shat on my dog, causing him to vomit back on to her
INTO JAPANESE
私の恐ろしい母は私の犬をたわごと、彼を彼女に嘔吐させました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My terrifying mother shit my dog and made her vomit
INTO JAPANESE
私の恐ろしい母は私の犬をたわごと、彼女を嘔吐させました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My terrifying mother shit my dog and made her vomit
You should move to Japan!