YOU SAID:
My history substitute is 80 years old and stupid.
INTO JAPANESE
私の歴史の代用品は80歳で愚かです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
A substitute for my history is stupid at the age of 80.
INTO JAPANESE
私の歴史の代わりは80歳で愚かです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The alternative to my history is stupid at the age of 80.
INTO JAPANESE
私の歴史に代わるものは80歳で愚かです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
An alternative to my history is stupid at the age of 80.
INTO JAPANESE
私の歴史に代わるものは80歳で愚かです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
An alternative to my history is stupid at the age of 80.
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