YOU SAID:
My heart is boiled and shaved like a parsnip
INTO JAPANESE
私の心はパースニップのように煮えたぎられて剃られている
BACK INTO ENGLISH
my heart is boiled and shaved like a parsnip
INTO JAPANESE
私の心はパースニップのようにゆでて剃っている
BACK INTO ENGLISH
my heart is boiled and shaved like a parsnip
That didn't even make that much sense in English.