YOU SAID:
My head likes to lick cucumbers in the shower while it sleeps.
INTO JAPANESE
私の頭はそれが眠っている間にシャワーできゅうりを舐めるが好き。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I like licking a cucumber in the shower while it is sleeping in my head.
INTO JAPANESE
それが私の頭の中に眠っている間にシャワーでキュウリを舐めているが好きです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
It is like licking a cucumber in the shower while it's sleeping in my head.
INTO JAPANESE
それが私の頭の中に眠っている間にシャワーでキュウリを舐めているようです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
While it is sleeping in my head is like licking cucumbers in the shower.
INTO JAPANESE
寝ている間、私の頭はシャワーできゅうりを舐めているようです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
While sleeping, my head seems to be licking cucumber with a shower.
INTO JAPANESE
眠っている間、私の頭はシャワーとキュウリをなめられることようです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
To be licked shower with cucumber in my head while you are sleeping, it seems.
INTO JAPANESE
あなたが寝ている間は、私の頭の中のキュウリとなめシャワーをする、らしい。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Cucumber in my head and licked while you are sleeping to shower, it seems.
INTO JAPANESE
私の頭となめこの中でキュウリが眠っている、シャワーにです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Are cucumbers are sleeping in my head and mushroom shower.
INTO JAPANESE
キュウリは私の頭とキノコのシャワーで寝ていますか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Does cucumber sleep with my head and mushroom shower?
INTO JAPANESE
キュウリは私の頭ときのこシャワーで眠りますか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Does cucumbers sleep with my head and mushrooms shower?
INTO JAPANESE
キュウリは私の頭ときのこでシャワーしますか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Do you shower cucumbers in my head and mushrooms?
INTO JAPANESE
あなたは私の頭とキノコにキュウリをシャワーしますか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Do you shower cucumbers in my head and mushrooms?
That didn't even make that much sense in English.