YOU SAID:
My hat makes all the girls in the club go "UwU"
INTO JAPANESE
私の帽子はクラブのすべての女の子を「UwU」にします
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My hat makes every girl in the club "UwU"
INTO JAPANESE
私の帽子はクラブ「UwU」のすべての女の子を作ります
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My hat makes every girl in the club "UwU"
That didn't even make that much sense in English.