YOU SAID:
My hat likes to swim in the toilet along with some poo.
INTO JAPANESE
私の帽子はうんちと一緒にトイレで泳ぐのが好きです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My hat likes to swim in the bathroom with poop.
INTO JAPANESE
私の帽子はうんちでトイレで泳ぐのが好きです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My hat is poop and I like to swim in the bathroom.
INTO JAPANESE
私の帽子はうんちで、私はトイレで泳ぐのが好きです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My hat is poop and I like to swim in the bathroom.
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