YOU SAID:
My hands would’ve slipped and I’d be in a neck brace for the rest of my life
INTO JAPANESE
私の手は滑ってしまい、残りの人生は首を締められた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My hand slipped and the rest of my life was tightened
INTO JAPANESE
私の手が滑り、残りの人生が引き締まった
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My hand slipped and the rest of my life was tightened
You've done this before, haven't you.