YOU SAID:
my hand hurts but it doesn't but it does and my head hurts too much i cry a lot
INTO JAPANESE
手が痛いが痛くないけど痛いし頭が痛い
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My hands hurt but not hurt but my head hurt
INTO JAPANESE
手は痛いが痛くないが頭が痛い
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hands hurt but not hurt but head hurt
INTO JAPANESE
手は痛いが痛くないが頭が痛い
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hands hurt but not hurt but head hurt
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