YOU SAID:
my hairy dirty taint smells like sticky cheese
INTO JAPANESE
私の毛深く汚れた汚れは、ベタベタしたチーズのような臭いがする
BACK INTO ENGLISH
my hairy dirt smells like sticky cheese
INTO JAPANESE
私の毛深い汚れは粘着性のチーズのような臭いがする
BACK INTO ENGLISH
my hairy dirt smells like sticky cheese
That didn't even make that much sense in English.