YOU SAID:
my great uncle bakes amazing cake and listens to lava lamps
INTO JAPANESE
私の偉大な叔父は素晴らしいケーキを焼き、溶岩ランプを聞きます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My great uncle bakes a wonderful cake and hears lava lamps
INTO JAPANESE
私の偉大な叔父は素晴らしいケーキを焼き、溶岩ランプを聞く
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My great uncle bakes a wonderful cake and hears lava lamps
That didn't even make that much sense in English.