YOU SAID:

My great big grand poppy will always and never eat your pie, his pie is outright worse than any pie you have ever even seen in your good for nothing life

INTO JAPANESE

私の大きな大きなケシはいつもあなたのパイを食べません。彼のパイはあなたの人生で見たこともないパイよりもひどく悪いです。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

My big big poppy does not always eat your pie. His pie is worse than a pie you have never seen in your life.

INTO JAPANESE

私の大きな大きなケシはいつもあなたのパイを食べるとは限りません。彼のパイは、人生で一度も見たことのないパイよりも悪い。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

My big big poppy doesn't always eat your pie. His pie is worse than a pie he has never seen in his life.

INTO JAPANESE

私の大きな大きなケシはいつもあなたのパイを食べるとは限りません。彼のパイは彼が彼の人生で見たことがないパイよりも悪いです。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

My big big poppy doesn't always eat your pie. His pie is worse than a pie he has never seen in his life.