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My grandpa called me a loser, so i ripped his donkey DUHHHHH DUMB MOTH ERFUCK ER! in half and ate him

INTO JAPANESE

私のおばあちゃんは私を敗者と呼んだので、私は彼のロバを裂いた。DUHHHHHH DUMB MOTH ERFUCK ER！半分で彼を食べた

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My grandmother called me a loser, so I tore his ass. DUHHHHHH DUMB MOTH ERFUCK ER! I ate him in half.

INTO JAPANESE

私の祖母は私を敗者と呼んだので、私は彼のお尻を裂いた。 DUHHHHHH DUMB MOTH ERFUCK ER！私は彼を半分食べた。

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My grandmother called me a loser, so I tore his ass. DUHHHHHH DUMB MOTH ERFUCK ER! I ate half of him.

INTO JAPANESE

私の祖母は私を敗者と呼んだので、私は彼のお尻を裂いた。 DUHHHHHH DUMB MOTH ERFUCK ER！私は彼の半分を食べた。

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My grandmother called me a loser, so I tore his ass. DUHHHHHH DUMB MOTH ERFUCK ER! I ate half of him.